Worst Christmas Present

[UFS-xholliex]

Did any of you get a really bad Christmas Present this year, lol.

My worst present was from my daughter and she bought me some leave in conditioner lol do you think she was trying to tell me something

Whats was yours?

[poo]

a pair of wind up chattering comedy teeth

[UFS-xholliex]

Originally Posted by poo

a pair of wind up chattering comedy teeth

They sound fun Poo, did you use them???????

[poo]

I gave them to someone else as an xmas pressie heeheehee theres probably only one pair of comedy teeth in the whole of uk just going round and round on birthdays and christmases

[UFS-xholliex]

Originally Posted by poo

I gave them to someone else as an xmas pressie heeheehee theres probably only one pair of comedy teeth in the whole of uk just going round and round on birthdays and christmases

omg lol

[Rainbow]

I love the teeth poo. lol well it wasn't for Xmas it was a New Year gift from a mad friend of mine who loves to play jokes. It was all wrapped up nice and her boyfriend was with her. I should have known because she looked like butter wouldn't melt, that is when she is at her most dangerous. I opened it, and hey presto it was a wind up willy. The picture on the box shows it all. A naked lady sitting astride a giant willy. You wind it up and not only does it move along but the front opens and closes like a mouth. Thank goodness we had no customers in the shop when she gave it to me
Now I have got to think of who to pass it onto. Where did you say you lived poo? lol

[UFS-xholliex]

Originally Posted by Rainbow

I love the teeth poo. lol well it wasn't for Xmas it was a New Year gift from a mad friend of mine who loves to play jokes. It was all wrapped up nice and her boyfriend was with her. I should have known because she looked like butter wouldn't melt, that is when she is at her most dangerous. I opened it, and hey presto it was a wind up willy. The picture on the box shows it all. A naked lady sitting astride a giant willy. You wind it up and not only does it move along but the front opens and closes like a mouth. Thank goodness we had no customers in the shop when she gave it to me
Now I have got to think of who to pass it onto. Where did you say you lived poo? lol

lol Rainbow

[Rainbow]

Yikes I got another wish I hadn't got Chrimbo pressy. A very old lady who is a regular customer of mine called past with a little tin of mixed cookies for me. Oh how nice I thought until I opened the tin. - They were stale. The old dear must have been given them herself some years ago and they have been sitting at the back of a cupboard ever since. The date on the bottom of the tin was 2003.

[UFS-xholliex]

Originally Posted by Rainbow

Yikes I got another wish I hadn't got Chrimbo pressy. A very old lady who is a regular customer of mine called past with a little tin of mixed cookies for me. Oh how nice I thought until I opened the tin. - They were stale. The old dear must have been given them herself some years ago and they have been sitting at the back of a cupboard ever since. The date on the bottom of the tin was 2003.

Opps, LOL, oh well it is the thought that counts i suppose, lol, lucky you didnt eat any

[fi01]

LOL.........Rainbow that's so funny.................my mother does things like that with me!!............